Song: "I Hate the Ice Cream Man"

To the tune of the ice cream truck jingle:
(this is a work in progress)

I hate the ice cream, ice cream man.
I hate the ice cream man!
He drives down the street
And bring diabetes
I hate the ice cream man.

I hate the ice cream, ice cream man.
I hate the ice cream man!
He peddles high fructose,
Milk fat and sucrose.
I hate the ice cream man.